“Life can be wonderful, amazing and funny and it can also be hard, scary and full of surprises…if only there was a manual! Just a simple guide to show me how to get from point A to point B (in the quickest and least painful way).” – Patty

If you’ve ever uttered these words, then this book is for you!

How to Live Like a Chipmunk and Other Tips on Living an Awesome Sauce Life is a handy-dandy, tell it to me straight, how-to guide with over 80 life scenarios – each simplified into 11-step lists – so you can get to where you want to be lickety-split!

Like… How to love yourself when you are having an “I’m fat, ugly, stupid AND a bad hair day” day.

1. Do you have hair? Consider yourself lucky. If all else fails – use barrettes, bandanas or berets…or a paper bag and then go for a walk with your two working legs.